
Let me tell you, dear reader, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has just affixed his name to a scheme that would make a king envious. The distinguished government representative made the proclamation at what they call a "Ministerial Retreat" in Abuja, sounding proud as a peacock.


The official reason – and I relay this without a wink – is to guarantee these eminent persons maintain their dignity. Think on that a spell! As if a senior officer with decades of government service would be found wanting.
This curious policy comes alongside other improvements including clearing a accumulation of over 50,000 pending promotions and establishing what they're calling a "world-class Fire Academy" to match the one in Arizona. Development proceeds, or so they claim.
Throughout my observations of administrations come up with methods to compensate their ranks, but this lifetime salary arrangement takes the cake. A body has to question: Why not extend such magnanimity to each civil servant? Or better yet, to the ordinary folks whose contributions make this possible?
The difference with other government employees remains stark as midnight. Countless ex-policemen still bide their time for retirement funds that amount to a pittance.

